1 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:24,180 Oh, Mrs. Palmer. 2 00:02:24,580 --> 00:02:25,880 How are you today? 3 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,140 Not too good, really. 4 00:02:28,420 --> 00:02:31,660 It's my arthritis. It's been acting up. Oh, really? 5 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,080 Well, yes. 6 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:36,800 Well, ever since Berman had the stroke and has been confined to the wheelchair, 7 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:40,280 I've been doing everything for both of us. 8 00:02:41,420 --> 00:02:44,800 Three times a week I've got to take him and put him in the bathtub and scrub the 9 00:02:44,800 --> 00:02:48,660 old boy. It's been a real royal pain in the... Well, listen, listen. 10 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:53,340 I really need to get inside. I think Lita has dinner ready for me, okay? 11 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:55,180 It's been nice chatting with you. 12 00:03:14,730 --> 00:03:17,630 God, I'm glad to see you. You're the best thing I've seen all day. 13 00:03:18,790 --> 00:03:20,030 Oh, rough day, huh? 14 00:03:20,290 --> 00:03:21,290 The worst. 15 00:03:21,610 --> 00:03:23,590 God, I'm so tired. It's unbelievable. 16 00:03:24,230 --> 00:03:28,530 Oh, I hate to be the one to bring this up, but Ben's coming over for dinner 17 00:03:28,530 --> 00:03:32,270 tonight. Oh, no, not tonight. Not that jackass. 18 00:03:32,710 --> 00:03:35,250 Well, you're the one who invited him and set this whole thing up. 19 00:03:36,190 --> 00:03:39,630 Besides, he's been ignoring him lately. He was the best man at our wedding. 20 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,590 And he is your best friend. 21 00:03:44,430 --> 00:03:47,030 Oh, and I'm making a favorite food tonight, pork chops. 22 00:03:47,370 --> 00:03:50,370 Oh, great, pork chops. I hate pork chops. 23 00:03:50,970 --> 00:03:54,690 And Ben, I see glimpses of them at work. 24 00:03:55,270 --> 00:03:56,270 That's enough. 25 00:03:59,910 --> 00:04:02,690 Well, Tom, how's married life? 26 00:04:02,930 --> 00:04:04,470 What is it now, six months? 27 00:04:04,790 --> 00:04:06,230 Yeah, six great months. 28 00:04:07,030 --> 00:04:10,950 I tell you, though, that's one hot lady you got there. Yeah. 29 00:04:11,590 --> 00:04:13,430 So tell me, how are the planes running? 30 00:04:14,109 --> 00:04:15,109 Just fabulous. 31 00:04:15,290 --> 00:04:17,829 It's a wonder we can get them up off the ground as old as they are. 32 00:04:18,089 --> 00:04:19,709 There's one thing you won't have to worry about. 33 00:04:19,970 --> 00:04:20,909 Oh, what's that? 34 00:04:20,910 --> 00:04:23,150 Having a job as long as you keep them flying. 35 00:04:24,050 --> 00:04:28,370 Never mind, though. As long as you keep working on them and I keep flying them, 36 00:04:28,410 --> 00:04:29,730 we're knocking them dead, kid. 37 00:04:31,410 --> 00:04:36,050 I still don't see why you made Lisa quit her job as a stewardess. After all, you 38 00:04:36,050 --> 00:04:37,870 wouldn't have to work such long hours, then. 39 00:04:38,930 --> 00:04:42,590 Oh, well, no, no. I prefer to stay home. That's how it should be. 40 00:04:42,990 --> 00:04:45,710 I just don't want to have to worry about her during those layovers. 41 00:04:46,070 --> 00:04:50,650 Yeah, but I think a woman like Lisa should be allowed to make her own 42 00:04:51,010 --> 00:04:52,630 It was our decision, Ben. 43 00:04:54,350 --> 00:04:55,750 Honey, aren't you going to eat your pork chop? 44 00:04:56,410 --> 00:04:57,770 No, I'm full, thanks. 45 00:04:59,910 --> 00:05:02,710 Tom just prefers for me to stay at home, that's all. I don't mind. 46 00:05:03,230 --> 00:05:06,670 Well, there's plenty of things to do. Clean the house and tend to the plants. 47 00:05:06,730 --> 00:05:07,730 You know, things like that. 48 00:05:09,850 --> 00:05:11,790 So, Ben, what have you been doing lately? 49 00:05:14,940 --> 00:05:20,520 Well, ever since I left Old Ethel, I got me this new woman. 50 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,480 Dynamite woman. 51 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:25,720 Angel is her name. 52 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,520 She makes me feel so young. 53 00:05:31,180 --> 00:05:34,040 Listen, I know you people for quite a while. 54 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:40,260 Do you know why she's the best romp in town for me or for anyone else for that 55 00:05:40,260 --> 00:05:41,259 matter? No. 56 00:05:41,260 --> 00:05:42,260 Why? 57 00:05:43,980 --> 00:05:47,660 She just turned 18 last week. 58 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,200 I'll get it. 59 00:05:55,360 --> 00:05:56,560 Excuse me for a moment. 60 00:06:05,660 --> 00:06:06,780 Mrs. Palmer. 61 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:11,000 Sorry to bother you, Tom. I've got these severe stomach cramps. 62 00:06:12,049 --> 00:06:15,830 Permanate the lance of our laxatives. Thought they were the little chalk of 63 00:06:15,830 --> 00:06:17,550 kisses. Ate the whole box. 64 00:06:17,970 --> 00:06:19,990 Couldn't get them off the john for two days. 65 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:22,670 Do you have something to relieve me? 66 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:24,630 Sir, hold on a second. 67 00:06:24,950 --> 00:06:27,690 Why don't you just come right in? 68 00:06:28,170 --> 00:06:31,170 Get this door closed. I'm trying to keep all the bugs out. 69 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:27,700 Here, why don't you try some of these? 70 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:33,460 Oh, thank you, Tom. I don't know what I'd do without your neighborly attitude. 71 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:36,240 Well, I guess that will do the trick there. 72 00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:39,740 I guess we'll just see you later there, Mrs. Palmer, okay? 73 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:41,960 Okay, thank you. Bye now. 74 00:07:48,140 --> 00:07:51,740 For the first time, she actually came over at a good moment. 75 00:08:02,220 --> 00:08:03,320 Hey, what's going on here? 76 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:05,060 Nothing. 77 00:08:05,620 --> 00:08:07,120 We're talking about old times. 78 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:10,900 Yeah, I'll bet. I can't even leave my wife alone for two minutes with my best 79 00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:13,540 friend. Get out of here before I really get mad. 80 00:08:13,940 --> 00:08:15,640 Tom, don't you think you're overreacting? 81 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,720 I think you're jumping to the wrong conclusions, Tom. 82 00:08:19,160 --> 00:08:22,980 You've clearly overstayed your welcome, pal. Now get lost. 83 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:27,900 Get out of my house right now before I throw you out, you big ass. 84 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:29,980 All right, Tom. 85 00:08:30,960 --> 00:08:32,900 But I thought you trusted me more than that. 86 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,419 Thanks for the dinner, Lisa. 87 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:52,060 What a nut. 88 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:55,260 Going out with a girl young enough to be his grandchild. 89 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:56,700 Are you okay? 90 00:08:57,860 --> 00:08:58,860 Are you? 91 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:02,970 Tom, he wasn't trying to make a move on me. He was just telling me I must have 92 00:09:02,970 --> 00:09:04,190 placed his girlfriend in bed. 93 00:09:04,790 --> 00:09:07,030 He's a funny, aging old man, Tom. 94 00:09:07,350 --> 00:09:08,350 Our friend. 95 00:09:08,810 --> 00:09:11,450 It wasn't necessary of you to fly off the handle like that. 96 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:16,090 I'm sorry. I just don't approve of what he's doing. I mean, these pilots, they 97 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:19,770 just want to get laid constantly on the layovers, if you'll pardon the pun. 98 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:26,250 I mean, they stay in condos with the stewardesses and housewives and... Don't 99 00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:27,410 worry about me cheating on you. 100 00:09:28,430 --> 00:09:30,250 I want this marriage to work. 101 00:09:30,890 --> 00:09:31,890 And I love you. 102 00:09:32,950 --> 00:09:33,990 I believe you. 103 00:09:35,190 --> 00:09:39,390 I just don't trust anybody anymore ever since my ex -wife cheated on me. 104 00:09:40,890 --> 00:09:43,470 I couldn't see it coming. 105 00:09:45,070 --> 00:09:46,890 It almost put me over the edge. 106 00:09:48,850 --> 00:09:52,950 I just can't take that kind of rejection again. I just can't. 107 00:10:44,670 --> 00:10:46,950 Just stop it! 108 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:55,390 Face it. She doesn't want you. 109 00:10:55,870 --> 00:10:57,370 Either way, you lose. 110 00:10:57,850 --> 00:10:59,970 If you kill her, she's done. 111 00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:03,110 If you don't, she's gone anyhow. 112 00:11:04,390 --> 00:11:06,430 You stupid ass, you. 113 00:11:06,950 --> 00:11:09,110 I need more than one man, Tom. 114 00:11:09,390 --> 00:11:11,930 I need hundreds of static farmers. 115 00:11:17,160 --> 00:11:18,780 And she gives great head. 116 00:11:19,440 --> 00:11:20,580 Show him now. 117 00:12:22,990 --> 00:12:23,990 Are you okay? 118 00:12:24,950 --> 00:12:27,450 Oh, God. 119 00:12:28,370 --> 00:12:29,370 No. 120 00:12:30,390 --> 00:12:31,950 It was just a bad dream. 121 00:12:32,210 --> 00:12:33,210 That's all. 122 00:12:34,470 --> 00:12:36,490 Go back to sleep. Go back to sleep. 123 00:12:41,170 --> 00:12:44,310 I'll get breakfast when I go out. I'll just... Oh, God. 124 00:12:49,530 --> 00:12:50,910 I'll see you when I get back. 125 00:13:59,199 --> 00:14:01,060 Hey, Tom, here's your paycheck. 126 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,420 You got a little surprise in there, too. 127 00:14:03,780 --> 00:14:04,780 Hey, thanks, Stewmaster. 128 00:14:05,860 --> 00:14:08,860 Hey, listen, there's been something I've wanted to ask you for a long time now. 129 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:09,859 Yeah, what's that? 130 00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:12,560 How did you ever get the name Stewmaster? 131 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:16,220 Funny you ask that. I mean, it's a funny story. 132 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:21,420 When I was in the Army, I used to work in the kitchens. I was one of the cooks. 133 00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:25,940 And I used to make the greatest pot of stew you ever sank your teeth into. 134 00:14:26,680 --> 00:14:29,880 and everybody started calling me Stewmaster, and I guess it just sort of 135 00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:31,740 That sounds pretty good. 136 00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:33,460 Hey, listen. 137 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:36,780 Have you seen Ben Seltzer around today? You know, he usually comes through 138 00:14:36,780 --> 00:14:37,980 around lunchtime when he's here. 139 00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:40,540 No, he called in sick again. 140 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:44,000 You know, he's been messing around with that little chickie, and every time he 141 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:47,580 does... Yeah, I know. I found that out last night. 142 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:49,120 He comes by. 143 00:14:49,540 --> 00:14:50,980 We get into a big argument. 144 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:55,280 I don't know. I was kind of rough on the old guy. I just wanted to apologize to 145 00:14:55,280 --> 00:14:56,280 him. 146 00:14:56,439 --> 00:14:58,620 Oh, well. I'll see him sometime. 147 00:14:59,120 --> 00:15:00,120 Hey, Tom. 148 00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:04,440 Open up your envelope. I want to see your reaction to the big surprise. 149 00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:06,500 What surprise? 150 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:13,760 Oh, man. Not again. 151 00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:16,660 How can they do this to us? 152 00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:22,160 The airline's in trouble again. They want us to take a 40 % pay cut. 153 00:15:23,140 --> 00:15:26,940 Somehow it seems the workers always get the short end of the stick. Man, I'm 154 00:15:26,940 --> 00:15:29,240 going to have to get a part -time job just to make the house payment. 155 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,280 And I can't wait to see Lisa's reaction to this. 156 00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,300 Well, I could get my old job back. 157 00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:42,520 Marsha wants me back as her partner. 158 00:15:42,740 --> 00:15:45,800 No, I don't want you to work. I want you here at home. 159 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,700 Well, I can get a job at a newspaper. 160 00:15:48,060 --> 00:15:50,040 I took some germ classes at the... No, Linda. 161 00:15:50,590 --> 00:15:54,110 I'll get a part -time job until they raise the salaries again, okay? 162 00:15:55,070 --> 00:15:56,150 Well, if you have to. 163 00:15:56,470 --> 00:15:58,190 But I think it's a bit much for you. 164 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:02,890 Well, I'm going shopping with Marsha. You want to come? 165 00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,230 We can eat out. 166 00:16:05,090 --> 00:16:06,950 No, no. I'm too tired. 167 00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:09,710 Why didn't you do that this afternoon? 168 00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,270 I was busy. 169 00:16:12,390 --> 00:16:15,010 I'll fix dinner for you when I get home, but it'll be a few hours. 170 00:16:51,900 --> 00:16:53,760 Oh god. 171 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,280 God, what month? 172 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:05,599 Uh, the new Fangoria. 173 00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:48,670 It was adventurous and exciting, like climbing a mountain or riding down a 174 00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:49,670 waterfall in a raft. 175 00:17:50,390 --> 00:17:53,810 My husband had noticed our attraction to each other the night before at a 176 00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:57,470 friendly get -together, so we agreed that he should come over the next day 177 00:17:57,470 --> 00:17:59,930 my husband was at work to get the proper desserts. 178 00:18:00,950 --> 00:18:04,250 I didn't know what it would be like to make love to my husband's best friend, 179 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,850 but it was an experience I'll never forget. 180 00:18:07,590 --> 00:18:10,590 We made love on the living room couch in a tight embrace. 181 00:18:11,200 --> 00:18:14,560 Our bodies in a passionate, lust -filled world of their own as our wildest 182 00:18:14,560 --> 00:18:16,260 sexual fantasies became reality. 183 00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,540 It's my best friend in the whole world. 184 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:46,760 Come on. 185 00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:52,000 Oh, God. Come on. Tom. 186 00:18:56,900 --> 00:19:03,720 So that's why Buddy Ben Collins is here today. To screw my wife. 187 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,580 I can't believe it. 188 00:19:36,830 --> 00:19:37,910 Hey Tom, 189 00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:46,410 listen, I'm sorry about last night. I feel real bad about it. And that's why I 190 00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:47,430 dropped in, to apologize. 191 00:19:48,030 --> 00:19:50,810 And to let you meet my girlfriend, Angel. 192 00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,100 How's it going, Tom? 193 00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,780 Are you into threesomes by any chance? 194 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,640 Not too bad there, Ben. 195 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:02,420 Come on, doll. 196 00:20:02,540 --> 00:20:07,780 Listen, anyhow, I took off all day, and we've been partying all day long. 197 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,660 I feel like I'm 20 years old. 198 00:20:12,100 --> 00:20:15,600 Listen, everything all squared away between the two of us? 199 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,840 Oh, we're squared away, Ben. 200 00:20:18,780 --> 00:20:21,560 Good. I told you he's a nice guy. 201 00:20:21,820 --> 00:20:25,620 Really. Listen, Tom, like, no offense and everything, but, you know, you seem 202 00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:29,420 be kind of a boring kind of a guy, and see, we got a concert to go to, and I'm, 203 00:20:29,420 --> 00:20:30,460 you know, I'm really anxious. 204 00:20:30,840 --> 00:20:31,779 So, like, you know. 205 00:20:31,780 --> 00:20:32,780 Zoom, 206 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:33,879 zoom, zoom. 207 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,080 Okay. Have a little patience. What do you have, Mike? 208 00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,380 All right, okay, all right. 209 00:20:39,720 --> 00:20:43,500 Could you do me a favor, Tom, and point out the nearest John? Because, like, I 210 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:44,500 got to take a whiz. 211 00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:46,840 Oh, sure. 212 00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:51,000 Go up the stairs to the right. Oh, to the right. 213 00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,400 Would you get a purpose in life? 214 00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:02,540 What a kidder. It's really something. 215 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,120 What a broad. 216 00:21:05,420 --> 00:21:06,820 You know, I feel good, though. 217 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:08,040 I really do. 218 00:21:08,740 --> 00:21:11,140 Listen, you wouldn't happen to have a tooth, would you? 219 00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:12,720 What? 220 00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:14,280 You know. 221 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:17,820 Grass, marijuana, joint, coke, whatever. 222 00:21:18,460 --> 00:21:19,460 Do you happen to have any? 223 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:22,180 Boy, you've become a real partier there, Ben. 224 00:21:23,560 --> 00:21:25,480 Let me go upstairs and check. 225 00:21:43,300 --> 00:21:44,300 Hey! 226 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,000 Ha ha ha! 227 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:52,980 From the look on your face, we must be intact! 228 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:02,240 feel to dip your wick twice in one day. 229 00:22:02,920 --> 00:22:06,680 What? You're a horny old bastard, aren't you? 230 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,100 What the hell are you talking about? 231 00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:13,380 I don't know what you're talking about. I know what you did with my wife today, 232 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:19,240 Ben. I know what you did, you son of a bitch. 233 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,300 Just like in my dreams. 234 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:26,980 So I got your girlfriend to give me some head too. 235 00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:22,660 Tom, is everything all right? 236 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,380 You spent the entire night asleep on the couch. 237 00:24:26,060 --> 00:24:29,980 I was just so tired that, I don't know, once I got comfortable, I didn't feel 238 00:24:29,980 --> 00:24:30,980 like moving, that's all. 239 00:24:34,960 --> 00:24:35,980 I'm not too hungry. 240 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:40,600 So what are you going to do anyway today? 241 00:24:41,420 --> 00:24:44,540 Well, I was going to play tennis with Marsha, but that'll have to wait until 242 00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:47,060 tomorrow. I'm going to wait for the electrician to get here. 243 00:24:47,530 --> 00:24:50,090 He's going to fix those wall plugs so we can get that power fan running that you 244 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,110 installed in the guest room upstairs. 245 00:24:52,830 --> 00:24:54,390 I've got to go or otherwise I'm going to be late. 246 00:24:55,390 --> 00:24:56,390 Tom, wait! 247 00:25:03,210 --> 00:25:09,010 Have a nice day, honey. 248 00:25:42,700 --> 00:25:43,820 We must be the electricity. 249 00:25:44,260 --> 00:25:45,260 Oh, yeah. 250 00:25:45,760 --> 00:25:48,360 You have some wall receptacles that aren't giving you any juice? 251 00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:50,520 That's right. They're in the guest room upstairs. 252 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:53,640 Oh. 253 00:26:05,980 --> 00:26:08,660 Plugs are behind the bed here if you'll just pull it out for me. 254 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:10,880 All right. 255 00:26:11,220 --> 00:26:12,220 Huh. 256 00:26:12,490 --> 00:26:15,850 Hey, are you mind if I lay on the bed here to take a look at these? 257 00:26:16,130 --> 00:26:17,270 No, go right ahead. 258 00:26:20,330 --> 00:26:26,610 So, I guess your husband works so much that he doesn't have time to do a lot of 259 00:26:26,610 --> 00:26:27,610 his housework. 260 00:26:27,930 --> 00:26:30,070 Yeah, he works long hours. 261 00:26:31,030 --> 00:26:34,510 Sometimes I get real lonely around here, all by myself. 262 00:26:35,190 --> 00:26:36,690 Oh, that's a real shame. 263 00:26:37,670 --> 00:26:41,350 You know, you're a fine looking woman, like you are mine. 264 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:45,460 I wouldn't like to get in my way, if you know what I mean. 265 00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:47,700 I sure do. 266 00:26:50,280 --> 00:26:51,280 So, Mr. 267 00:26:51,520 --> 00:26:54,800 Electrician, how would you like to be my one? 268 00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:57,540 I thought you'd never ask. 269 00:26:58,180 --> 00:27:03,860 After all, your reception is much more interesting than the ones I usually work 270 00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:04,860 with. 271 00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:29,690 You are right, amen. 272 00:28:57,850 --> 00:29:03,970 Oh, no, no, no. Babe, like I told you, it's not a horror movie. It's an art 273 00:29:03,970 --> 00:29:04,970 film. 274 00:29:06,970 --> 00:29:09,350 Babe! You come here often? 275 00:29:09,730 --> 00:29:11,150 Amanda, you got a cigarette? 276 00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:12,430 Yeah. 277 00:29:14,670 --> 00:29:16,450 You don't like me? Yeah. 278 00:29:22,470 --> 00:29:24,210 She's a sick woman. 279 00:29:25,230 --> 00:29:27,090 Just like my other wife. 280 00:29:27,730 --> 00:29:30,750 They all are. She has to be stopped. 281 00:29:31,970 --> 00:29:37,310 No, no, no, no. I won't kill her. It's not 282 00:29:37,310 --> 00:29:39,910 her fault. 283 00:29:40,470 --> 00:29:44,930 It's the sick men like Ben who have to be stopped. 284 00:29:45,190 --> 00:29:49,650 They all have to be stopped from ruining my... 285 00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:28,940 I'll be right there. 286 00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,980 Why is she writing all this down? 287 00:32:35,850 --> 00:32:39,750 They came in for a certain death. 288 00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:47,610 The distant smell of rotten flesh. 289 00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,740 It's your proud time. 290 00:34:07,570 --> 00:34:08,569 Tom, 291 00:34:09,810 --> 00:34:11,449 are you sure you don't want me to call a doctor? 292 00:34:11,690 --> 00:34:13,230 You haven't been well at all lately. 293 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:15,489 No, no, no. 294 00:34:16,510 --> 00:34:21,630 It's just a little virus. I'm sure it'll pass. I mean, I just really need to 295 00:34:21,630 --> 00:34:24,850 rest today, that's all. The stumas will cover for me. 296 00:34:25,190 --> 00:34:26,190 Okay. 297 00:34:26,929 --> 00:34:28,830 I'll be back later this afternoon, then. 298 00:34:30,190 --> 00:34:31,190 Oh, poor thing. 299 00:34:32,150 --> 00:34:35,389 You feel feverish. Are you sure you don't want me to stay at home? I could 300 00:34:35,389 --> 00:34:36,670 Marcia we could play some other time. 301 00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:40,730 No, no, no. Go ahead, really. I'll be fine, I'm sure. Really, go ahead. 302 00:34:42,670 --> 00:34:43,670 Okay. 303 00:34:44,409 --> 00:34:45,590 I'll be back later, then. 304 00:34:52,350 --> 00:34:55,449 Oh, and there's some chicken noodle soup in the cabinet if you want some. 305 00:34:56,630 --> 00:34:57,630 Have fun. 306 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:29,720 a certain death. 307 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:38,080 But this is not a rotten flesh. 308 00:36:40,670 --> 00:36:42,210 Yeah, yeah, this is him. 309 00:36:42,830 --> 00:36:43,830 Mm -hmm. 310 00:36:44,490 --> 00:36:47,870 Yeah, I just tried plugging in a ceiling fan that I installed in the guest room, 311 00:36:48,010 --> 00:36:53,730 and those wall sockets that you said you fixed yesterday, well, uh, they still 312 00:36:53,730 --> 00:36:54,730 don't work. 313 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:57,810 It's not my wiring, it's yours. 314 00:36:59,190 --> 00:37:01,330 I don't know, it goes on and off for some reason. 315 00:37:03,090 --> 00:37:06,070 Good. So you can have somebody stop by today? 316 00:37:07,030 --> 00:37:08,830 Okay. Oh, yeah. 317 00:37:09,870 --> 00:37:10,870 I'll be here. 318 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:53,220 Looks like she's running all right to me. 319 00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:57,880 No, no, no. Just wait a minute. 320 00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:00,680 Stops for no reason. 321 00:38:01,820 --> 00:38:02,820 You'll see. 322 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:06,620 You know, I've never seen fan blades like that before. 323 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,860 And you got this thing awfully low, too. 324 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:14,680 How about a haircut, slimeball? 325 00:38:21,379 --> 00:38:23,880 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 326 00:40:19,210 --> 00:40:20,210 Yes. 327 00:40:58,330 --> 00:40:59,330 Hi. 328 00:41:00,050 --> 00:41:01,050 Whatcha doing? 329 00:41:01,650 --> 00:41:03,290 Just cleaning the carpet. 330 00:41:03,710 --> 00:41:07,030 I mean, it hasn't been cleaned in five months since we moved in here. 331 00:41:07,430 --> 00:41:08,430 Oh. 332 00:41:08,690 --> 00:41:10,330 Well, it was so dirty. 333 00:41:10,690 --> 00:41:12,630 Hey, look, I'm just trying to help out, okay? 334 00:41:13,090 --> 00:41:16,970 I mean, I go out to the store, I buy a longer cord so this stupid paddle fan 335 00:41:16,970 --> 00:41:18,910 will work now. I mean, you know. Okay, good. 336 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:20,110 Calm down. 337 00:41:21,530 --> 00:41:24,550 Well, silly, you could have just vacuumed. I mean, you didn't have to 338 00:41:24,550 --> 00:41:26,010 it. Oh, no. 339 00:41:26,230 --> 00:41:27,650 It was quite a mess. 340 00:41:28,420 --> 00:41:30,360 More than you'll ever know. 341 00:41:31,740 --> 00:41:34,080 Well, I'm going to fix dinner now. Come on down when you're finished. 342 00:41:34,880 --> 00:41:37,660 Oh, I take it you're feeling better? 343 00:41:39,980 --> 00:41:40,980 Much better. 344 00:41:53,860 --> 00:41:55,920 So, you're going back to work tomorrow, right? 345 00:41:56,420 --> 00:41:57,420 Uh -huh. 346 00:41:58,050 --> 00:42:02,050 I'm not going to have to get that night job soon to compensate for that pay cut. 347 00:42:02,390 --> 00:42:03,390 Oh, Tom. 348 00:42:03,630 --> 00:42:05,330 You shouldn't have to work so hard. 349 00:42:05,650 --> 00:42:09,310 I can help if you let me. There's no need to be so possessive of me. 350 00:42:10,090 --> 00:42:11,090 Don't sweat it. 351 00:42:11,410 --> 00:42:13,190 I can handle all of it. 352 00:42:17,270 --> 00:42:19,450 Well, let's see what's on TV. 353 00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:32,920 It doesn't work. 354 00:42:37,260 --> 00:42:39,880 Well, I'll have to call Baroni's TV repair tomorrow. 355 00:42:40,140 --> 00:42:42,540 They'll come out and pick it up. They usually do a pretty quick job. 356 00:42:43,940 --> 00:42:46,380 Great. TV really helps our money problem. 357 00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:50,320 Don't worry about the TV. I'll take it in. 358 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:54,760 When? On your way to work at 7 in the morning or on your way home at night? 359 00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:57,120 You don't have time to worry about the TV. 360 00:42:57,560 --> 00:43:00,580 It just makes more sense that we have them come out and pick it up, don't you 361 00:43:00,580 --> 00:43:01,580 think? 362 00:43:01,950 --> 00:43:02,950 Yeah, sure. 363 00:43:07,290 --> 00:43:08,290 Great. 364 00:43:13,190 --> 00:43:20,170 You really know all 365 00:43:20,170 --> 00:43:21,230 those tiny parts before? 366 00:43:21,530 --> 00:43:24,970 Oh yeah, heck yeah. Went to electronics for school for two years so I had 367 00:43:24,970 --> 00:43:25,970 something to fall back on. 368 00:43:26,480 --> 00:43:29,360 My ultimate goal was to open my own karate and kickboxing school. 369 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:31,380 This TV crap just paid the bills for now. 370 00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:35,060 Well, if you see this, here's your problem. 371 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,980 That's your picture tube. It's burned out. 372 00:43:37,460 --> 00:43:40,560 You also got some loose circuitry in here. It's got to go back to the shop. 373 00:43:40,940 --> 00:43:41,940 Oh, great. 374 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:43,580 Well, I guess I'm going to have to miss my show. 375 00:43:43,820 --> 00:43:45,300 Oh, no big deal. 376 00:43:45,680 --> 00:43:47,680 I'll have this baby in the shop tonight and have it done. 377 00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:49,540 I'll be back tomorrow afternoon for you. 378 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:50,718 Oh, great. 379 00:43:50,720 --> 00:43:51,740 How much is it going to run? 380 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:53,980 With the special, $55. 381 00:43:54,620 --> 00:43:55,620 But I'll tell you what. 382 00:43:57,070 --> 00:43:58,070 I like this fellow. 383 00:43:58,230 --> 00:43:59,350 Let's have it for 40. 384 00:44:00,350 --> 00:44:01,690 Oh, I guess that's okay. 385 00:44:02,630 --> 00:44:03,630 All right. 386 00:44:03,670 --> 00:44:04,890 Well, I got your bill all up. 387 00:44:05,230 --> 00:44:06,230 Here's your receipt. 388 00:44:06,690 --> 00:44:07,790 I'll see you tomorrow, then. 389 00:44:13,890 --> 00:44:15,610 All right. 390 00:44:16,450 --> 00:44:18,310 Let me just put this bad boy in the truck. 391 00:44:18,750 --> 00:44:19,970 Why are you strong? 392 00:44:20,510 --> 00:44:23,630 You don't need any help, then. What? Are you kidding? I've been stressed ten 393 00:44:23,630 --> 00:44:24,670 times as much as this. 394 00:44:24,920 --> 00:44:29,940 My karate keeps me in top physical form. Oh, you do have a wonderful body, man. 395 00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:31,960 Yeah, I know. I work out every day. 396 00:44:32,420 --> 00:44:35,360 I used to do all my trophies at home. I've got second place in every karate 397 00:44:35,360 --> 00:44:36,380 tournament I've ever been in. 398 00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:39,980 So, do you have time for a real workout before you go? 399 00:44:40,300 --> 00:44:41,300 Oh, sure, babe. 400 00:44:41,820 --> 00:44:43,560 I'm always ready for some hot action. 401 00:44:43,760 --> 00:44:45,040 On the job or off. 402 00:45:22,220 --> 00:45:23,420 And that was exciting. 403 00:46:08,300 --> 00:46:09,880 I got a package for Mrs. 404 00:46:10,180 --> 00:46:11,158 Lisa Russo. 405 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,720 That's me. Must be the curtains I ordered for the guest room. How much do 406 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,320 you? $69 .95. 407 00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:18,880 Oh, well, you better come in while I hunt up the cash. 408 00:46:19,180 --> 00:46:22,000 We're a little short on money right now, and I didn't expect them so soon. 409 00:46:22,660 --> 00:46:26,200 And I was taking a shower in case you didn't notice. 410 00:46:26,980 --> 00:46:29,560 Oh, no, I had no problem noticing that. 411 00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:41,240 It is hotter than a horse's ass out there today. 412 00:46:41,880 --> 00:46:43,960 It's hotter than it's ever been before. 413 00:46:44,720 --> 00:46:46,060 Yeah, the weather's been unbelievable. 414 00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:48,900 Lisa, is that you on the wall? 415 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:51,820 Yeah, I was down a couple of years ago. I was gone. 416 00:46:54,580 --> 00:46:58,620 What is this pooping dead shit? 417 00:47:01,420 --> 00:47:06,260 Nah, you can't make me. You've got to lose me. I don't know what to say 418 00:47:15,240 --> 00:47:19,300 This romance shit is so old, a moron would have to write all this crap. 419 00:47:19,540 --> 00:47:22,480 Real people never act like these jerks in the magazines. 420 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,180 Yeah, you're right. They usually don't. 421 00:47:26,520 --> 00:47:31,820 When you get bored and lonely, sometimes people do get a little daring. 422 00:47:33,000 --> 00:47:38,240 You know, if you're not in any hurry, we could lighten up this afternoon with 423 00:47:38,240 --> 00:47:39,240 some real action. 424 00:47:40,980 --> 00:47:43,160 Like you said, it's a hot day. 425 00:47:44,140 --> 00:47:45,140 cool off together. 426 00:47:45,840 --> 00:47:47,740 Why don't you join me in my shower? 427 00:47:49,160 --> 00:47:52,640 I'm coming in more ways than one. 428 00:48:55,250 --> 00:48:59,510 Like, hey babe, like, I'm from Moorman Lawn Care Service, you know? I'm, like, 429 00:48:59,530 --> 00:49:00,530 here to cut the grass. 430 00:49:00,950 --> 00:49:04,310 Like, the waves are really kicking, you know, so I'm a little late. So I'll just 431 00:49:04,310 --> 00:49:05,830 go ahead and charge you ten bucks, okay? 432 00:49:06,310 --> 00:49:07,450 Like, where should I start? 433 00:49:07,930 --> 00:49:11,090 Oh, I don't know anything about this, and, uh, besides, we're a little tight 434 00:49:11,090 --> 00:49:14,330 money right now. Well, like, a Tom Russo called about two weeks ago, you know? 435 00:49:14,410 --> 00:49:15,950 This is the right place, isn't it? 436 00:49:16,190 --> 00:49:17,190 Sure is. 437 00:49:17,590 --> 00:49:21,610 Well, I guess go right ahead. Um, I guess Tom knows what he's talking about. 438 00:50:54,450 --> 00:50:57,810 Hey, babe, like, why don't we go back to my bachelor pad, you know? 439 00:50:58,150 --> 00:50:59,009 What's that? 440 00:50:59,010 --> 00:51:01,190 Like, my van, okay? My bachelor pad. 441 00:51:01,450 --> 00:51:05,190 Like, I just got some really cool air conditioning and, like, carpeting put 442 00:51:05,190 --> 00:51:07,550 you know? And a really hot stereo system, okay? 443 00:51:08,190 --> 00:51:13,330 Best of all, I just got this really cool oversized bed, you know? Like, my pride 444 00:51:13,330 --> 00:51:15,250 and joy, okay? My bachelor pad. 445 00:51:15,590 --> 00:51:16,910 Wow, that sounds great. 446 00:51:17,270 --> 00:51:19,010 I'd like to see that oversized bed. 447 00:51:20,470 --> 00:51:22,150 Let's jet, Dave. I'll pick you up. 448 00:51:22,910 --> 00:51:24,610 Boy, and Dad wanted me to be adopted. 449 00:51:24,890 --> 00:51:25,890 Wow. 450 00:52:18,890 --> 00:52:19,890 Oh, hi, Dan. 451 00:52:20,830 --> 00:52:22,310 Yes, I'm almost ready for you. 452 00:52:24,150 --> 00:52:25,330 Well, I can't just break away. 453 00:52:25,590 --> 00:52:27,790 Tom would suspect something, and I don't want to make him mad. 454 00:52:30,650 --> 00:52:31,650 Okay. 455 00:52:32,830 --> 00:52:33,830 Okay, I'll let you know. 456 00:52:34,730 --> 00:52:35,890 It'll be soon, I promise. 457 00:52:37,370 --> 00:52:38,370 Okay, bye. 458 00:54:28,520 --> 00:54:29,520 in one day! 459 00:54:30,040 --> 00:54:31,340 That bitch! 460 00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:37,820 She doesn't know how much work is involved in taking care of three in one 461 00:54:43,700 --> 00:54:45,140 Darling, I didn't know you'd come in. 462 00:54:46,000 --> 00:54:47,800 Oh, you look terrible. What is it? 463 00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:51,960 Well, I put off telling you as long as I can. 464 00:54:54,000 --> 00:54:56,560 I've got to do something about these bills! 465 00:54:58,410 --> 00:55:02,250 I've got a night job now, so I'm not going to be here much. I want you to go 466 00:55:02,250 --> 00:55:06,310 stay with that stupid mother of yours until I can get this straightened out. 467 00:55:06,890 --> 00:55:08,910 Tom, you're just going to wear yourself out. 468 00:55:09,750 --> 00:55:11,230 Why don't you just let me... No! 469 00:55:11,850 --> 00:55:15,050 I want you to leave tomorrow morning. 470 00:55:15,650 --> 00:55:18,970 I don't want to have to worry about you or your safety. 471 00:55:19,830 --> 00:55:22,190 Well, I still think we should handle your pay cut together. 472 00:55:22,590 --> 00:55:24,250 Just let me help pay the bills. 473 00:55:28,240 --> 00:55:29,320 I don't know if that's what makes you happy. 474 00:55:30,660 --> 00:55:31,660 I'll leave in the morning. 475 00:55:32,520 --> 00:55:33,520 Good. 476 00:55:38,460 --> 00:55:39,460 I love you. 477 00:56:45,640 --> 00:56:47,440 I'll make sure this order gets through. 478 00:56:49,180 --> 00:56:52,300 That car's got to be here for that flight to Tampa this afternoon. 479 00:56:58,580 --> 00:56:59,600 Yeah, it's an aviation. 480 00:57:00,700 --> 00:57:02,520 Oh, hi, Mr. Rousseau. Late again? 481 00:57:03,900 --> 00:57:05,340 Oh, you're not coming in. 482 00:57:05,680 --> 00:57:06,680 Okay. 483 00:57:06,900 --> 00:57:07,900 I'll let him know. 484 00:57:07,980 --> 00:57:09,180 All right, thanks for calling. 485 00:57:09,480 --> 00:57:10,480 Bye -bye. 486 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,720 I was telling him he's not coming in today. 487 00:57:13,670 --> 00:57:16,490 I don't believe it. We've got to worry about that guy. 488 00:57:17,210 --> 00:57:19,070 I mean, I don't know what he's doing anymore. 489 00:57:55,900 --> 00:58:00,620 Uh, yes, uh, do you pick packages up at the home? 490 00:58:02,620 --> 00:58:07,500 Yeah, I need to send one out, but I just don't have time to get there. 491 00:58:07,940 --> 00:58:09,840 Oh, good. 492 00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:12,540 You can send a man out? 493 00:58:13,680 --> 00:58:14,680 Okay, 494 00:58:15,260 --> 00:58:20,300 it's 666 Peerless Drive. 495 00:58:24,430 --> 00:58:25,430 I'll be waiting. 496 00:58:38,330 --> 00:58:41,410 Yeah, mower man lawn service? 497 00:58:42,110 --> 00:58:45,930 Yeah, I need to see the guy who was at my house yesterday. 498 00:58:46,430 --> 00:58:49,550 He seemed to miss an awful lot of things around here. 499 00:58:55,050 --> 00:58:58,390 Hi, good to see you. So, uh, is your wife around? 500 00:58:59,130 --> 00:59:01,350 Uh, no, my wife isn't around. 501 00:59:01,750 --> 00:59:08,070 Oh. Hey, but, uh, but she told me that, uh, you're into, uh, judo? 502 00:59:08,470 --> 00:59:10,390 Karate, man. Ultimate in self -defense. 503 00:59:10,730 --> 00:59:13,010 So I know my own school someday. Teach it, instruct it. 504 00:59:13,610 --> 00:59:14,610 What's so funny? 505 00:59:15,770 --> 00:59:20,410 How about a live demonstration? I mean, all this stuff seems like hocus -pocus 506 00:59:20,410 --> 00:59:22,430 to me. I mean, you know, you think about it. 507 00:59:22,730 --> 00:59:25,410 One bullet. Hey, you're out of the game, buddy. 508 00:59:26,570 --> 00:59:27,570 Focus. 509 00:59:29,410 --> 00:59:30,670 Focus. Focus. 510 00:59:31,210 --> 00:59:32,450 Yeah, I'll give you a live demonstration. 511 00:59:33,290 --> 00:59:34,249 Go ahead. 512 00:59:34,250 --> 00:59:35,270 Take a swing at me. 513 00:59:37,810 --> 00:59:40,370 Out of taking your head off, pretty boy. 514 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,460 Hey, man, what the hell's the matter with you? I'm just giving you a damn 515 00:59:51,460 --> 00:59:52,940 demonstration. What's your problem? 516 00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:55,360 All right, you want a demonstration? 517 00:59:56,240 --> 00:59:58,180 I'll give you one you'll never forget, laughing boy. 518 00:59:59,780 --> 01:00:05,000 Now listen, man. Just give me the money over this deck, and I'll let it all go. 519 01:00:05,820 --> 01:00:06,820 Laughing boy. 520 01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:10,380 This wacko's got to be pulled away. 521 01:00:12,820 --> 01:00:14,520 What the hell did I see, laughing boy? 522 01:00:51,880 --> 01:00:52,880 job on the TV. 523 01:00:55,740 --> 01:00:57,140 Great picture. 524 01:01:00,500 --> 01:01:04,980 Oh, I just had to go back just to make sure the proper voltage was running 525 01:01:04,980 --> 01:01:05,980 through. 526 01:06:09,620 --> 01:06:10,640 Like, hey, dude. 527 01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:13,680 They told me I needed to fix a couple things up around here. 528 01:06:14,700 --> 01:06:15,700 That's right. 529 01:06:16,680 --> 01:06:17,680 All right. 530 01:06:18,420 --> 01:06:20,820 I'm like, why don't you watch what you're digging over there? I mean, look 531 01:06:20,820 --> 01:06:21,860 that sprinkler line you cut. 532 01:06:22,620 --> 01:06:23,800 So, like, what'd I miss? 533 01:06:24,220 --> 01:06:25,220 Hey! 534 01:06:37,440 --> 01:06:44,060 What the hell's going on? here well well well you missed some high grass 535 01:06:44,060 --> 01:06:49,280 yesterday I took it at liberty to plant what you missed around your head 536 01:06:49,280 --> 01:06:55,580 that way I'll get everything when I cut it I 537 01:06:55,580 --> 01:07:00,060 hope you enjoyed that massage you gave my wife yesterday 538 01:07:01,470 --> 01:07:05,170 She's got such smooth, tender skin, doesn't she? 539 01:07:05,390 --> 01:07:07,010 What the hell are you talking about, man? 540 01:07:07,330 --> 01:07:11,550 She was just cutting out thumb beating. I never touched her. All I did was look. 541 01:07:11,690 --> 01:07:12,750 I swear to God. 542 01:07:12,970 --> 01:07:14,030 What did she tell you? 543 01:07:15,450 --> 01:07:18,230 Hey, hey, hey, the old bachelor pad, huh? 544 01:07:18,570 --> 01:07:19,570 Man, you're crazy. 545 01:07:19,870 --> 01:07:20,870 Let me go. 546 01:08:18,510 --> 01:08:20,370 You want to know why? 547 01:08:20,710 --> 01:08:22,790 Because you're not going to have any! 548 01:08:23,410 --> 01:08:24,130 That 549 01:08:24,130 --> 01:08:39,130 must 550 01:08:39,130 --> 01:08:40,250 be some headache. 551 01:09:32,330 --> 01:09:33,750 Hey, man, didn't you hear the doorbell? 552 01:09:36,069 --> 01:09:37,750 Oh, no, I'm sorry. 553 01:09:39,569 --> 01:09:41,470 You got a package you want picked up? 554 01:09:42,370 --> 01:09:44,470 Uh, yeah, hold on, will you? 555 01:09:46,390 --> 01:09:48,790 That's quite a hat you got there, partner. 556 01:09:50,149 --> 01:09:51,290 Where'd you get that? 557 01:09:53,229 --> 01:09:55,250 Shit, I had this a long time. 558 01:10:35,320 --> 01:10:39,880 I'm gonna pack you up, sucker, and send you out! 559 01:10:57,070 --> 01:10:58,070 Goodbye. 560 01:12:24,970 --> 01:12:26,010 Motherfucker 561 01:13:01,710 --> 01:13:04,670 Uh, nothing, nothing. I'm just burning some old clothes that weren't good 562 01:13:04,670 --> 01:13:10,250 anymore. People are going around naked in Africa, and you're burning old 563 01:13:10,250 --> 01:13:11,250 clothes? 564 01:13:11,730 --> 01:13:13,050 What's the matter with you? 565 01:13:13,390 --> 01:13:17,070 And there are rules about burning in this neighborhood? 566 01:13:17,370 --> 01:13:20,350 Are you here to borrow something? I don't understand. 567 01:13:21,050 --> 01:13:22,590 What are you up to anyway? 568 01:13:23,590 --> 01:13:26,090 What's that lawn truck doing on the side of the street? 569 01:13:26,890 --> 01:13:29,050 And I heard some screaming here this afternoon. 570 01:13:31,080 --> 01:13:32,080 Where is everyone? 571 01:13:32,420 --> 01:13:38,540 I... You're not into some devil cult 572 01:13:38,540 --> 01:13:40,420 bullcrap, are you? 573 01:13:41,000 --> 01:13:43,260 That's not allowed in my neighborhood. 574 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:50,940 And if you're worshipping demons and sacrificing virgins and killing 575 01:13:50,940 --> 01:13:57,840 people, I won't have any of that in my neighborhood, you damn hippie! 576 01:13:59,950 --> 01:14:02,010 I know there's something going on around here. 577 01:14:04,070 --> 01:14:07,470 When I find out what's going on around here, I'm going to report it to the 578 01:14:07,470 --> 01:14:08,470 board. 579 01:14:13,670 --> 01:14:16,830 Or... Or what? 580 01:14:18,230 --> 01:14:21,610 Or I want a piece of the action. 581 01:14:21,810 --> 01:14:22,810 What? 582 01:14:23,010 --> 01:14:25,750 I want you to help me kill Herman. 583 01:14:26,290 --> 01:14:29,150 I can't do it alone. I don't have the guts. 584 01:14:29,880 --> 01:14:36,300 So if you'll just add him to your list, you can drown the poor old 585 01:14:36,300 --> 01:14:39,620 coot, and no one will be any the wiser. 586 01:14:40,200 --> 01:14:43,620 Please, help me do this, and I won't tell anybody about what you're doing. 587 01:14:43,920 --> 01:14:46,220 Now be rid of the old coot! 588 01:16:29,390 --> 01:16:31,730 My, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my. 589 01:16:33,390 --> 01:16:34,390 Outrageous. 590 01:16:35,210 --> 01:16:38,270 Well, congratulations, Mrs. Rousseau. 591 01:16:38,850 --> 01:16:44,030 Mr. Dan O 'Neill, the editor of Romping Romance Magazine, says we can use all 592 01:16:44,030 --> 01:16:47,230 five of your stories in our future publications. 593 01:16:47,650 --> 01:16:50,050 Oh, yes, I know. I've spoken to him before on the phone. 594 01:16:50,630 --> 01:16:52,110 What did you say Mr. O 'Neill was? 595 01:16:52,750 --> 01:16:56,750 Oh, he'll be along shortly with your check, of course. 596 01:16:57,170 --> 01:17:02,810 But... As copywriter for this magazine, I must say, you have some neat ideas. 597 01:17:03,010 --> 01:17:08,430 You must have actually had to live some of those incidents to write about them 598 01:17:08,430 --> 01:17:09,910 so mathematically. 599 01:17:10,770 --> 01:17:13,690 No, I was at home and I was bored. 600 01:17:13,950 --> 01:17:17,510 I looked at some of the men who came by and I just made up stories about them. 601 01:17:18,690 --> 01:17:20,410 Can I have that black book back? 602 01:17:20,970 --> 01:17:23,230 I need that to write rough drafts to my stories. 603 01:17:23,690 --> 01:17:26,410 It's like a diary, and it was easier to hide from my husband, so I didn't see 604 01:17:26,410 --> 01:17:27,550 what kind of material I was writing. 605 01:17:27,950 --> 01:17:31,570 Sure. I bet you have to hide a lot of things from your husband. 606 01:17:32,050 --> 01:17:33,110 No, not really. 607 01:17:33,690 --> 01:17:35,850 This is just so that he wouldn't have to get another job. 608 01:17:36,290 --> 01:17:40,750 We need the money, and he didn't want me to go back to work, so I kind of went 609 01:17:40,750 --> 01:17:41,750 behind his back. 610 01:17:41,990 --> 01:17:44,270 And what else do you do behind your husband's back? 611 01:17:44,630 --> 01:17:47,890 Nothing. Those are some sexy stories for you. 612 01:17:48,170 --> 01:17:52,750 And the one about where the UPS man picks up a copy of our magazine, that 613 01:17:52,750 --> 01:17:54,290 be a classic. 614 01:17:57,250 --> 01:18:00,470 What I think we ought to do, we'll stop out, I get off in 50 minutes, have a 615 01:18:00,470 --> 01:18:03,610 couple of drinks, and then maybe... Mr. Jerkins, I think you've gotten the wrong 616 01:18:03,610 --> 01:18:05,010 impression of me for my stories. 617 01:18:05,350 --> 01:18:07,950 I'm not really like that. Well, nobody is. 618 01:18:08,390 --> 01:18:09,890 And I do love my husband. 619 01:18:10,350 --> 01:18:12,070 Is there a problem with Mr. 620 01:18:12,390 --> 01:18:13,570 Jerkins, Mrs. Rouson? 621 01:18:14,470 --> 01:18:15,470 Just his hands. 622 01:18:16,080 --> 01:18:18,180 Thank you for bringing it to my attention. 623 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:23,320 When you submit your stories to us next month, Mr. Jerkins will not be working 624 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:24,320 here. Moi? 625 01:18:24,500 --> 01:18:27,940 I told you before. This is the first time this has happened. Your behavior is 626 01:18:27,940 --> 01:18:29,100 inexcusable and unacceptable. 627 01:18:29,680 --> 01:18:30,680 You're fired. 628 01:18:31,660 --> 01:18:34,120 Here's your check, Mr. Rousseau, for your five stories. 629 01:18:35,180 --> 01:18:36,180 $1 ,500. 630 01:18:37,620 --> 01:18:38,620 Thank you. 631 01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:41,600 Thank you, and we'll see you next time. 632 01:18:42,280 --> 01:18:43,960 Jerkins, I'm going to see you in my office, now! 633 01:18:59,880 --> 01:19:01,060 I can't wait to serve Thomas. 634 01:19:01,440 --> 01:19:03,000 Oh, I hope he appreciates us. 635 01:19:39,410 --> 01:19:42,490 I just wanted to protect you, Lisa. 636 01:19:46,110 --> 01:19:51,270 I got my weapons ready, Lisa. Lisa, Lisa! 637 01:19:53,690 --> 01:20:00,690 I can't wait to see 638 01:20:00,690 --> 01:20:01,690 them die! 639 01:21:53,450 --> 01:21:54,450 Hey, Tom. 640 01:21:55,410 --> 01:21:56,730 Son of a bitch. 641 01:21:58,030 --> 01:22:00,370 Want to know what a tree stump feels like? 642 01:22:01,490 --> 01:22:02,490 Goddamn depressing. 643 01:22:04,050 --> 01:22:06,650 Cut off a head and it's the only thing that came back. 644 01:22:07,370 --> 01:22:09,790 I don't know why the rest of her love to me admitted. 645 01:22:10,850 --> 01:22:12,430 No. No. 646 01:22:13,730 --> 01:22:16,130 But you're dead. 647 01:22:17,530 --> 01:22:18,530 That's right. 648 01:22:18,810 --> 01:22:21,550 No, you can't. It wasn't our time. 649 01:22:22,410 --> 01:22:27,030 And we can't wreck it until you die. 650 01:22:39,270 --> 01:22:46,030 Hey, Tom, how do you like my 651 01:22:46,030 --> 01:22:47,410 boar's towel or blanket? 652 01:23:15,790 --> 01:23:16,870 Through the egg! 653 01:28:06,480 --> 01:28:07,580 Come on out, Tom! 654 01:28:09,080 --> 01:28:12,300 We're all here, and we're gonna get ya! 655 01:30:30,280 --> 01:30:32,720 Everything's gonna be fine. Everything's gonna be fine. 656 01:30:32,940 --> 01:30:35,160 Everything's really just, just calm down. 657 01:30:38,660 --> 01:30:39,660 Boy, 658 01:30:41,780 --> 01:30:45,220 you really know how to make a dash out of yourself, don't you? 659 01:30:46,720 --> 01:30:47,220 Watch 660 01:30:47,220 --> 01:30:56,360 out, 661 01:30:56,380 --> 01:30:57,800 you old bastard, you. 662 01:31:03,560 --> 01:31:09,140 Hey babe, I'm here for mower man lawn care service. I'm here to cut some ass I 663 01:31:09,140 --> 01:31:10,140 missed yesterday. 664 01:31:19,120 --> 01:31:20,120 Let's party! 665 01:31:26,280 --> 01:31:27,940 How's about a brewski? 666 01:31:46,730 --> 01:31:51,110 You found your diary, and I read what you did while I was at work, you whore. 667 01:31:51,230 --> 01:31:55,610 You screwed them all, so I killed them. I had to. My God, I didn't know what to 668 01:31:55,610 --> 01:31:58,310 do. It's all your fault. 669 01:31:58,850 --> 01:32:02,130 You've got to learn to control yourself. Then I wouldn't know how to protect 670 01:32:02,130 --> 01:32:07,010 you. Tom, what diary are you talking about? The black book? As if you don't 671 01:32:07,010 --> 01:32:10,790 know. Tom, those were just rough stories I just finished selling to Romping 672 01:32:10,790 --> 01:32:11,790 Romance magazine. 673 01:32:12,210 --> 01:32:15,150 That's why I'm home early to tell you you don't have to get another job. 674 01:32:16,810 --> 01:32:18,230 I got a check tonight for $1 ,500. 675 01:32:18,990 --> 01:32:20,810 Those people were innocent, Ton. 676 01:32:21,150 --> 01:32:23,350 I just made up those stories about them. 677 01:32:23,710 --> 01:32:25,890 I want to kill them. 678 01:32:27,270 --> 01:32:31,550 You had your chance. You blew it. I should get to kill them. 679 01:32:32,070 --> 01:32:38,950 I almost drowned in the sprinkler system. The idiot cut a pipe when he 680 01:32:38,950 --> 01:32:41,150 me. I should get to kill them. 681 01:32:41,650 --> 01:32:42,710 So what? 682 01:32:42,930 --> 01:32:44,410 At least you was cool. 683 01:32:45,150 --> 01:32:47,090 The jackass burnt me up. 684 01:32:47,490 --> 01:32:49,170 How do you think I feel? 685 01:32:49,770 --> 01:32:51,130 Just look at me. 686 01:32:51,990 --> 01:32:53,730 I should get to kill him. 687 01:32:53,970 --> 01:32:56,770 Hold it. I was his best friend. 688 01:32:57,010 --> 01:32:58,930 And the bastard killed me anyhow. 689 01:32:59,210 --> 01:33:00,890 I should have priority. 690 01:33:37,769 --> 01:33:39,890 Remember the haircut? 691 01:33:40,570 --> 01:33:43,210 I'd say you took a little... 692 01:34:06,160 --> 01:34:07,160 Too bad. 693 01:34:07,220 --> 01:34:09,460 The ball's in my court now. 694 01:34:10,940 --> 01:34:15,440 How would you like to get your head chopped off by a bunch of spinning 695 01:34:16,620 --> 01:34:18,020 Well, if you do... 696 01:34:40,080 --> 01:34:44,760 Tom's great little wife. Writing all those trashy stories about us. None of 697 01:34:44,760 --> 01:34:45,900 would have been killed, right? 698 01:34:48,460 --> 01:34:52,980 Well, this is the way we can get a little bit of revenge here. 699 01:34:53,560 --> 01:34:58,640 We'll have Tom kill his wife right in front of us. 700 01:34:59,400 --> 01:35:04,740 And he'll have to live with this psychologically the rest of his life. 701 01:35:05,160 --> 01:35:08,400 And that way we can have a little peace. 702 01:35:14,600 --> 01:35:18,360 I think I can die with that, if you'll pardon the pun. 703 01:35:20,700 --> 01:35:23,520 Tom, old buddy, what do you say? 704 01:35:24,700 --> 01:35:27,160 Sacrifice your life and we'll end this madness. 705 01:35:28,320 --> 01:35:29,740 Soil her forth anyhow. 706 01:35:30,740 --> 01:35:32,060 We'll leave you alone. 707 01:35:32,440 --> 01:35:33,800 We won't kill you. 708 01:35:34,380 --> 01:35:35,380 Tom! 709 01:35:36,880 --> 01:35:38,420 Do you hear me? Okay! 710 01:35:45,640 --> 01:35:46,640 Play your game! 711 01:36:26,220 --> 01:36:27,920 She don't deserve nothing. 712 01:36:28,200 --> 01:36:32,100 She got just what she asked for. She deserves shit. 713 01:37:12,300 --> 01:37:14,460 Let me stop. Let me a goddamn trip. 714 01:38:05,099 --> 01:38:07,440 This is what you want! 715 01:38:07,640 --> 01:38:08,640 This is it! 716 01:38:09,320 --> 01:38:11,520 Well, you got it! 717 01:38:11,820 --> 01:38:13,520 Kill it, you bastard! 718 01:38:37,130 --> 01:38:39,570 We can all rest now. 719 01:42:46,670 --> 01:42:50,130 The demon falls asunder. 720 01:42:54,170 --> 01:42:59,030 The distant smells of rotten flesh. 721 01:45:20,860 --> 01:45:24,940 With the pay cut, found out that my wife was such a slut. Seems that she's been 722 01:45:24,940 --> 01:45:28,080 seeing everyone in town. For now, I gotta get them so they won't be around. 723 01:45:28,440 --> 01:45:31,920 But that friend came over with a little trample. They both were about to fit a 724 01:45:31,920 --> 01:45:32,818 little big trunk. 725 01:45:32,820 --> 01:45:36,440 Cut off a head, beat him till he's dead. I said, cut off a head and beat him 726 01:45:36,440 --> 01:45:40,180 till he's dead. Let's just have some action. In the bed, spun the fan around 727 01:45:40,180 --> 01:45:43,560 chopped the top of his head. And the teeny guy with his karate stuff, I just 728 01:45:43,560 --> 01:45:46,500 turned him to the radges and sliced up his gut. He'll all make it back. 729 01:45:46,730 --> 01:45:50,430 Get what he meant, smothered his hand in his head. Boy, was he pissed. He tried 730 01:45:50,430 --> 01:45:53,810 to pick up my wife. He threw a driver in the head. Had to take his life. 731 01:45:54,050 --> 01:45:57,450 The hag next door was a pain in the butt. Wanted him to kill her husband 732 01:45:57,450 --> 01:46:01,130 shut him up. I got real annoyed. Didn't want her in my place. Princess Joel was 733 01:46:01,130 --> 01:46:02,650 a hammer and I chewed on her face. Yeah!